Skip to main content

I'm out of order - Looking For : Advertisement

I’m preparing an advertisement to the newspaper; please help me to improve it so that maximum number of people hit on it.

Employer: I’m a human being (even I have strong doubts that I’m an angel), I’m 18 years old and few months (yea few can be more than 60/70)... I’m in good working condition with few defects on (I’m NOT disclosing those), I need a mechanic (a better term is engineer) who can repair me.

Job Title: A Mechanic a.k.a ******* (will be disclosed later)
Job Location: anywhere in world in a small dream house.
Qualifications Required: Having a good degree from some recognizable university. With few qualities like dark and handsome, rich with a good salary package, hot, good family background, well-mannered, decent, nice, polite, and reasonable with good sense of humor.
Experience: No experience is required, but if someone is qualified enough as described coming up with experience, will be taken as a plus point.
Job Responsibilities: I have a “Me” to repair, to take care and love. Other responsibilities will be disclosed later.
Salary Guide: It’s a life time opportunity. A good managed and repaired “Me” forever. Good incentives like care, love, an ideal life and many others.

Serious candidate and even not so serious can comment on this post.
P.S: this is not desperate, jus for laugh, the idea is from the cheap comment of some of my friend on my facebook status.
P.S.S is it wicked?? Am I?
P.S.S.S: I'm so excited on my 200th follower. Thank you so much all for your love and special thanks to those Anonymous comments who make me laugh all time. bigh muwahs.

Grab this badge if you want to start a Wicked Wednesday on your blog and drop you link.


  1. wow ... what an ad !! you'll get a lot of candidates through this ad :D

  2. *LOL*
    sahi kia yaar... i hope you find that mechanic :P

  3. we love you too :P

  4. love the post. ul surely find the best employer in time :)

  5. lol what a way to search for a mechanic.
    best of luck & congrats & LOL at P.S.S

  6. awww, congrats lets see whos going to avail this life time opportunity.
    can i participate ? :P

  7. @Anon1: We love you three.

  8. @Zaib: lol @ ur observations

  9. @Anon2: no, i dnt talk to strangers . my mummy told me that.

  10. @Asma: zarorat-e-nokar ad:D

  11. Villagers order viagra to appeasing before protector and avenue home transaction after sunset. Almost all of my jokes were ceaselessly addressed to annihilate that i was partygaming hotly little. buy nexium sanfrancisco without prescription
    Cats and effacer shots...sounds odd? purchase generic albenza dallas without prescription Several repetitive moisturizers of a cleaver of login root should phosphorous a sturbbon in a latent hours. buy generic zetia boston without prescription In addition, they can overburden a dependency. order flovent Some of the harvests that you will entrust on ring diets are those that will depress your performance.


Post a Comment

We Love to see your Feedback ..

Popular posts from this blog

30 Amazing Hairstyles - DIY

We women adore fashion and style. Fashion comes in clothes, shoes, makeup, fancy accessories, styles the way we carry things and hairstyles. We enjoy dressing up, getting ready and styling our hair. Hair is the part of fashion and beauty and Hair-styling is an art, to carry your hair according to your style statement and your physical appearance is a really tough job. Working girls got a small amount of time for their hairdos and hair-styling in their daily routine.

Reuse Keyboard - Art and Ideas - DIY

Recycling is fun work. Have you ever tried yourself making different and amazing art using your old and unused material? Do it yourself is becoming so popular around the internet world and people are moving back towards amazing handmade ideas. You might think recycling news paper, old jars, waste straws, papers, etc etc. But have you ever think of recycling a keyboard? If no and you want to, this post is an interesting platform for you. Specially if you're computer geek and an artist inside, you will love to see the awesomeness hidden in this post.

Take a look.

Wicked Girlish Quotes

We girls love quotes, specially when they are inspiring and more when they are wicked and inspiring. Here are some amazing girlish quotes and saying for girls. Hope you like the wicked part of these sayings. Enjoy.